- Ban cats (outside of zoos and wildlife parks)
- Create a parliament/assembly for England, with equivalent powers to the Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish counterparts
- Introduce a quota system to limit how many private motorised vehicles can enter city centres (they have to book in advance)
- Buses. More of them, and cheaper fares. Probably a national franchise system similar to the rail network.
- Er... this is harder than I thought it would be. Ok, proportional representation: it's the right thing to do
- Create more retail jobs by changing the VAT rate by a random amount each week
- Cap the amount of airtime given to soaps on terrestrial TV to 2 hours per channel per week
- Make the first Monday in November a bank holiday in celebration of All Saints' Day and Guy Fawkes Night, and also introduce new bank holidays in any other months that currently don't have any.
- Close down Arsenal Football Club, or at least relegate them to make up for the 1919 fiasco
- Make "causing death by dangerous driving" punishable by the same sentences as murder would be, and clamp down on speeding. Speed cameras on every lamp-post if need be. Hold on, is that two things?
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